TJ OSHIE JUST SPANKED THE PENGUINS RIGHT OUT OF TOWN

First he took a high stick, lost an eye, and there was no call.

Then scumbag Malkin hit him directly in the head, sending Oshie down the tunnel and Malkin crying to the locker room.

And then what happened? The American Hero did American Hero things.

Aw, Sid.

Aw.

Might be the best thing to ever happen to Malkin. Tom Wilson was sitting somewhere, making a list. Maybe Oshie scoring gets him a little bit of leeway. But still sleep with one eye open, Geno. Willy’s coming, and he knows where you live.