This Is NOT The Face Of A Guy You Should Start An Argument With Over A Parking Space

 
 
Now THAT is how you establish dominance in a confrontation! I’ve watched this video at least a dozen times and giggled like a little schoolgirl every single time. What a matchup of muppets. You have the redneck sitting in his truck, just waiting to berate whatever sad sack of shit left that minimart for parking like an absolute asshole. Once said sad sack of shit actually looked like a sad sack of shit with his all blue everything outfit, tube socks, and New Balance, it was feeding time for our country boy camera man. Or so we thought. Because this silly son of a bitch turned out to be no pushover at all.

They say never judge a book by its cover and this video was Exhibit A, B, and C. Blue Guy doesn’t just look like Michael Douglas from Falling Down 30 years later, he acted like him too. He took out every ounce of frustration from his life and his morning on that poor country bumpkin. From looking like an old nerd, to having the voice of a bumbling idiot, to driving a goddamn clown car around, to getting cut off this morning and having to park like a fucking dickhead. That hick clearly didn’t know who he was talking to, so let me clue you in. Blue Guy is not in danger. He is the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of him? No. He is the one who knocks! That entire argument was about a parking space yet not about a parking space at all. It was those guys entire lives being matched up against one another. And the dude in the glasses shoved the hick into a bodybag, shit inside the bodybag, then zipped it up in 37 seconds flat before likely driving away, drinking his tallboy, and then throwing it out the window when he is done because whoever would talk like that definitely is a litterbug. That Good Ol’ Boy walked into that argument with all the confidence in the world and left it mumbling like a little bitch.

Also let this be a lesson to anybody that wants to call out some random stranger for parking like a dick. Yeah 90% of the time its just some hardo being a hardo. But 10% of the time, that person may have been put into a tough spot because of what someone else did, so they had to park like a donkey. And if you call that shitty parker out, there is a 1% chance they will turn into a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker. So not only was this an entertaining video, but an educational one as well.