Paige Spiranac Has Moves You Have To See To Believe

So what happened here is this. Paige tricked me. I was scrolling through Instagram, saw her, and stopped. Obviously. I saw that perfect form addressing the golf ball on the range and I stopped.

And then she tricked me. Her beautiful shapes transformed into Phil’s goofy ass mug dancing in his Mizzen+Main shirt and I was tricked. So I figured if I got tricked, you fuckers are getting tricked too.

But of course I would never do you dirty and leave you hanging, so here’s some footage sans trickery. Enjoy.