The Blueprint to Sliding into the DMs…
Every hero has his signature. Spider-Man has his webs, Robin Hood had the bow and arrow. You are a hero and your signature is the Instagram DMs.
DMs are UNIVERSAL because they work for any age group and any sexual orientation. So let’s discuss some rules before we give out the Krabby Patty Formula of how to finesse the DMs…
DO NOT abuse the formula. Be PATIENT. This is not an instant magic trick. And most importantly, TRUST THE SYSTEM.
There is no reason why you should be in college and going through a dry spell. A degree and enjoyable sexual experiences are two things everyone should graduate with. This applies to guys AND girls. You NEED to have healthy, safe, social/sexual interactions. There is so much fucking stress in college specifically, let alone when you get out in the world, and sex is one of the purest forms of therapy.
So let’s get into it. It’s time to shoot your shot. Open Instagram, go to the search tab and when you click in the search bar, a list of options will pop up directly below it…
It goes Top>People>Tags>Places …and there at the end is where you find your ‘pot of gold’- PLACES.
Click on the ‘places’ tab.
Let’s say you go to Rutgers University and you’re looking for a husband/wife, a friend, a cuddle buddy, a fuck buddy, it doesn’t matter- you can find pretty much ANYTHING this way. Type ‘Rutgers’ in to the places tab (aka the location) and everyone who ever took a picture at that location – their photo will appear.
It’s literally a collage of people you are around every day but don’t see or get the right opportunity to meet.
In addition to all of the solo shots you will find, you will also stumble upon a bunch of group photos – which are absolute gold. Why? Because everyone tags their friends in photos, which allows you to shop around first before ‘shooting your shot’ and pick who you want to follow based off personal preference.
Advertisement
If you’ve ever seen the movie ‘Rush Hour 2,’ the scene where Chris Tucker is staring at rows of smoking hot girls at the massage parlor, hand picking the ones he wants, that’s you, lol.
Literally just look through popular bars, sororities, frats, student centers, football fields, search any location and just start following away! The people who follow you back are usually interested. So once they reciprocate the follow, it’s time to go slide into the DMs.
If you’re a guy here are the best ways to slide in…
1. Sliding in by responding to her story. This makes it way less formal than a DM standing alone by itself. You are replying to something SHE posted about and is relevant to her life. I personally think this is the best way to get a response. If however, you slide in solo dolo with no story reply, for the love of god DO NOT hit her with a sexual comment or joke. Save that for later on lol. Be smooth. Look through her profile and learn about her. Find the things she shows interest in and likes. Also, DO NOT slide into multiple girls DMs who post pictures together. Girls talk lol you won’t get a response DMing best friends. Be smart. You’re a sniper. You don’t spray and pray anymore, you are going to precisely aim and shoot boys.
Ladies… don’t worry I didn’t forget about you….
Let’s just be real, sliding into DMs is way easier for us. Females rarely are the ones making the bold first move- we are spoiled. Which is why I am telling you – shoot your shot if you want someone. Because I promise, girls are rarely ever left unanswered. I would suggest if you don’t want to slide and just get his attention, pull the classic ‘like two of his old pictures’ and if he follows back or likes pictures back, you’re golden. However, I personally suggest being assertive and aggressive. Replying to one of his stories with something flirty and funny is almost guaranteed to warrant a response. Again, show you have done your research and work in something personal about him.
I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again, this shit works. I personally have had a long term relationship with a guy that slid in with these techniques and I have personally ‘shot my shot’ when necessary myself. In the words of the great Michael Scott, “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” Stop waiting for the right moment, stop being timid, the internet is literally trying to help you get laid, get out of your own way and shoot your god damn shot.
