This Weatherman Getting Caught Faking How Strong The Wind Was During Hurricane Florence Is Flat Out Hilarious

Tough break for this sorry son of a bitch. You work your whole life as a weatherman weatherperson for moments like this. Crushing barometers, thermometers, and anemometers (had to look that last one up) while the rest of your college friends party so one day you get the sweet ass title of meteorologist and maybe, just maybe have a chance to lay it all on the line and brave the elements while getting absolutely ragdolled by Mother Nature. This guy saw his chance because that dumb bitch Florence has hit the land and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for those meddling kids casually walking through the rain.

I’m not going to blame this weatherman though. He was too busy letting us know that it’s windy and rainy during hurricanes while getting his DiCaprio on and acting like he was about to get blown off the fucking planet. I blame the cameraman. If you see a situation like this developing, you have to cut the feed immediately and tell the people back in the studio that Florence bodyslammed your camera through the Earth’s core. You can’t have you weather guy going viral for #FakeNews and killing any shot he has of taking Al Roker’s cushy throne once he retires. Reporting the news is a team sport and this cameraman cameraperson let his weatherperson down. What a goddamn shame.

To all the Stoolies in the path of the storm, stay safe!