I HATE This Snarky Ass Bitch In The New Apple "It's Not A Computer" Commercial

Is.

This.

Bitch.

SERIOUS?

“What’s a computer?”

Shut the fuckkkkkkk up.

Is she serious with that? Her nice old neighbor lady comes outside and shows interest in her boring ass life. There’s no chance her neighbor actually gives a fuck what she’s doing on her computer. I’m sure she has 1,000 much more important things she could spend her time worrying about, but she’s being nice because she knows that girl has no friends and just spends all her time riding her dumb ass bike around, taking weird pictures of bugs and sitting in trees by herself

so she clearly thinks this girl is super depressed and is just being friendly so the girl doesn’t kill herself.

And what does the girl do in return? Snaps back like a snarky little know it all bitch. “What’s a computer?” Oh shut the fuck up. Just answer the fucking question. No wonder nobody wants to ride bikes with you. No wonder your only semblance of a friend is this Asian freak who lives 5,000 miles away.

He could be in the USA in some foreign exchange program but ultimately decided building a computer, oh I’m sorry, building an iPad, for 5 cents an hour was a better use of his time than hanging out with your lame, snippety ass. He probably broke his arm by jumping from the 10th floor of one of those iPhone factories where they have all the nets to stop them from killing themselves after you FaceTimed him for the 16th time of the day.

Can’t wait for her to grow up and blame the government for all her problems and march in the streets holding up traffic because she feels the man has held her back. It won’t be that though. It’ll be your bad attitude and overall demeanor. Now go apologize to your friendly neighbor and stop being such a sour Sally in everyone’s life.