Woman Transcends The Internet Fight Video Genre By Pulling A Broom Out Of The Fast Food Restaurant Closet To Beat Her Opponent With It

Not the most electrifying fight video of all time, but one to appreciate – it features a move that transcends the genre, something you’ve never quite seen before, that makes you think and reconsider everything you thought you knew.  It’s like the “Get Out” of internet fight videos.  People beating each other up in a fast food restaurant – happens every day.  Multiple times a day.  Like 1,000 times a day.

But the fighter taking a quick break, dusting herself off, walking off camera, and returning with a broom she pulled out of the closet to beat her opponent’s ass – that’s something you don’t see every day.

Seriously when the camera cut and this girl came out of stage right with a fucking broom in her hand I lost it.

That poor security guy didn’t know what the hell to do.  He didn’t sign up for this shit.  Rowdy teenagers upset about the McFlurry machine being broken for the 85th time that month, sure, he can separate them and throw them out.  But cleaning instruments from the broom closet?  They don’t train you for that.

Only thing that would have made this move better would be if she grabbed the mop instead, the one that had been sitting in that yellow container thing full of lukewarm tepid soapy dirt water all day.  Smashing the stringy part of it over her head and watching the disease filled liquid splattering everywhere would have been incredible.