A Look Inside Of Kirk Cousins Locker Is Absolutely Fascinating

Kirk is the man. I’ve said it once, I’ve said it twice, I’ll say it til the cows come home, Kirk is the nicest dude ever. He just happens to play QB for the Redskins, but he’s so fascinatingly nice and genuine, to the point he keeps a roster of the media in his locker so he can address them by name:

WaPo - Whatever your feelings on Cousins — Kirk, to me — I hope you will acknowledge that this is a perfectly on-brand move for him. He prepares incessantly. He organizes his days with color-coded charts. He has a Redskins Park nook to aid in his studying. And he keeps photos of Rick Snider and Thomas Boswell and Kevin Sheehan and Scott Allen in his locker, so that he can call all of us by our first names when appropriate.

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I see you, Grant. Handsome!

And what else is in Kirk’s locker? This bad ass hoodie:

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These sick shoes reminding him Failure Is Not An Option:

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And this artwork that he put up in his locker which is a bit scary to be honest.

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But the frog choking the bird is how he stay motivated to become the first string QB.

The frog, even though he’s halfway down the bird’s mouth, he’s still choking the bird out. And it just says don’t ever give up.”

Amazing.

Oh and he’s a pretty great QB too:

Pay Kirk! Just pay him!