Is It This Houston Astros Fan's Fault That Deshaun Watson Tore His ACL? Sure Seems Like It.

Poor Javi Torres.  From getting buckets to public enemy #1 overnight.  I mean I’m not a big “believe in curses guy” but the timing and empirical evidence here is kind of hard to ignore.  And around Halloween no less.

What did we learn Houston?

Something us miserable fucks up here have known for a long time – there’s no such thing as having nice things.