I'm Working On Confirming Reports That Tom Wilson Scored Yet Another Goal (UPDATE)

Like all of you, I spent my night watching the Barstool Sports telethon. We made a ton of money and donated a ton of money to charity as well. But while I was doing my good deed for the troops (tyfys, me) I started hearing reports that Tom Wilson scored yet ANOTHER goal. I thought, by golly, that can’t possibly be true. Stanley Cup champion Tom Wilson now has goals in 4 straight games??? There’s just no way, right? A scumbag like Tom Wilson with 5 goals and 10 points in 8 games this season? I simply won’t believe it. I’m going to dig deep into this like I’m a member of god damn Spotlight. I will get to the nitty gritty of this. I will stop at nothing to find out if these rumors are true. No stone will be left unturned, that is the Barstool Nate promise.

And look, I’ve already found one piece of forensic evidence:

What could it mean? Could it mean Tom Wilson scored on his beloved New York Islanders in front of the dozens and dozens of Isles fans peppered lightly around the crowd of Barclays? It’s possible, I suppose. But don’t worry, I will get to the bottom of this.

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UPDATE: I AM HEARING UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMORS THAT TOM WILSON HAS SCORED ANOTHER GOAL. MAKING IT A 2 GOAL GAME TONIGHT VS THE ISLANDERS. I WILL NOT SLEEP UNTIL I KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE OR NOT. I WILL. NOT. SLEEP.