Brandi Chastain's Hall Of Fame Plaque Is An Absolute Abomination To Her Legacy

This wont stand. Brandi Chastain is an icon. She had one of the most memorable sports moments for an American team in the last 30 years.

There is no chance the woman in that video deserves this shit. Brandi is a legend, not a fucking lunch lady.

This bitch on the plaque looks like she’s about to serve your ass some hoagies and grinders. This bitch on the plaque looks like she’s about to tell you that you’re being too damn loud at church. This bitch on the plaque looks like she’s really disappointed that you didn’t make the President Fitness Award numbers this year because of the sit and reach (which was bullshit by the way).

This is Brandi Chastain: a legend.

The side by side. Embarrassing.