I'm Obsessed With How Obsessed Geno Smith Is With The Earth Being Flat

Sometimes I blog something and immediately move on. And other times I blog something and it sticks with me forever. And let me tell you, I am completely obsessed with Geno Smith being a flat-earther. I want to sit him down and pick his brain about it. I want to read his “study materials”. I want to watch the YouTube videos he has been watching. I just can’t get enough of Geno Smith and his brain right now.

So in case you missed it, Geno Smith thinks the Earth is flat.

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But the absolute best and funniest part of it is his obsession with what is known as “The Restricted Area”. He thinks there’s some sort of force field around the world, stopping people from walking over the edge. The Restricted Area!

That’s Geno’s big argument. We never go to the North or South Pole.

But wait, what if I told you,,,,someone had been to the North and/or South Pole?

Well, Geno is too quick for that. Don’t bring that soft serve into his house, you’ll get swatted into the 4th row:

Amazing! He has an answer for all of your dumb questions.

I just can’t get enough of Geno. Now he’s posting videos like this:

Checkmate, losers. Looking pretty flat to me. Not a curve to be found.

And again:

Really makes you think: what else does “science” want us to believe?

Well, you’re in luck….Geno has that covered.

And what’s his proof?

Scoreboard: Geno 2 – Losers 0