Snoop Dogg Gets To The Bottom Of Stephen A. Smith's Preference Between Breasts And Bottoms

Snoop: “Hot or cold?”
Stephen A. Smith: “Hmm, that’s a tough one. Lemme go with hot.”

Snoop: “Tacos or burgers?”
SAS: “Love me a thick slab of meat in between some buns.”

Snoop: “Ass or titties?”
SAS:

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And for this, I posit that Snoop D O double G is the clear frontrunner for this year’s Pulitzer Price for excellence in the field of investigative journalism. There’s no one else who could’ve got Stephen A. Smith to opine about his love for ass eating the minute after the NBA season ends. He loves it so much he even took the time to point out that he works for DISNEY but those Mickey Mouse checks simply will not stop him from shouting his love of the rump from the internet rooftops.

The way his voice and demeanor changed completely the second the subject was brought to his attention, so that he could speak with the proper amount of reverence for the gluteus maximus, shows you that this is no front or facade. Heavens no, this is Stephen at his realest and most vulnerable. A refreshing respite from his usual persona in today’s hot take world.. An open wound ready for society to gaze upon him sans shame and aspersions.

Disney knows damn well Stephen A. is a booty, leg, and hip man to the core and dammit he is proud. If he is to be asked about it in a public forum, there’s no amount of money getting in the way of his truth. And for that he has my everlasting respect.