Mrs. Incredible Is Dumb Hot
Just want it on the record that my #1 celebrity crush right now that I would request a hall pass from any significant other is Mrs. Incredible. AKA Elastigirl. Hands down. Dumb hot. Thicc as hell. I don’t mean to speak about a woman’s body but my girl is stacked. Seeing the real life cosplay this weekend just reinforced the hell out of it.
Milf City population Helen Parr.
Shout out to the most sexually explosive superhero movie character ever, Catwoman.
Followed closely by Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.
The original, with the polygonal breasts. I’m a purist.