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Mrs. Incredible Is Dumb Hot

Just want it on the record that my #1 celebrity crush right now that I would request a hall pass from any significant other is Mrs. Incredible.  AKA Elastigirl.  Hands down.  Dumb hot.  Thicc as hell.   I don’t mean to speak about a woman’s body but my girl is stacked.  Seeing the real life cosplay this weekend just reinforced the hell out of it.

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Milf City population Helen Parr.

Shout out to the most sexually explosive superhero movie character ever, Catwoman.

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Followed closely by Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.

The original, with the polygonal breasts.  I’m a purist.

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